A Bon Jovi 

Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.

"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."

A Bon Jovi by Jo Mo November 10, 2005

A Bon Jovi 

noun

An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s

I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.

A Bon Jovi by Convict February 10, 2006

A Bon Jovi 

To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.

"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."

A Bon Jovi by the Roflsaur June 28, 2006

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song 

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"

I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003