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Piece of a beamer
Piece of a beamer by BuzzLightyear2012 January 28, 2012
Serious as a beaver
Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"
Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
Serious as a beaver by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013
Wetter than a beaver's hat
An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal
The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.
Wetter than a beaver's hat by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014
Peter with a Beaver Face
Peter with a Beaver Face is usually somebody that isn't very good looking and often look like Donkey from Shrek. Peter with a Beaver Face are most likely to take part in fake gangs usually Crips or Hells Angels. Peter with a Beaver Face are often spastic and rude but sometimes they also steal, do not attempt to give them any type of drug it usually doesn't end well, often results with them trying to attack you the next day from withdrawal. Overall Peter with a Beaver Face Isn't a good guy to be around at all.
Person 1 Hey it's that Peter with a Beaver Face stay away from him he might try to suck your dick for bag darts!
Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face
Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face
Peter with a Beaver Face by Peter with a Beaver Face May 24, 2019
A beaver attempt
To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.
Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.
A beaver attempt by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008
Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine
Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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