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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.
Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ? 

Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.
I was bored and typed

` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ?

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.) 

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

(a+b)²=a²+2ab+b² 

A formula used when you want to square an addition between two numbers
Math teacher: (a+b)²=a²+2ab+b²
Students: ok

A+ Chocolate Barf 

Vomit that is comprised of fresh, and extremely expensive gourmet chocolate.
Will you please eat this expensive gourmet chocolate and then barf it up so that I can have some A+ Chocolate Barf?