99 Problems

to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.

guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"

guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."

guy 1: "nice!"

99 Problems by boom boom b July 26, 2004

99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One 

Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z

Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"

99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One by wilfordicus May 19, 2009