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\naɪn sɪx naɪn naɪn\ "nien-six-nien-nien"
-1 Fictional and in its context informal: we all know the "sixtynine" position, it gained its sexual meaning because its decimal representation <69> kinda resembles two people having some intercourse in that position (you know what I'm talking about), so "sixnineninenine" (96-99) represents a sextuation (or sex situation) where there's a relation between the "nine" and the "six" in where they enjoy touching butts, while the '-' in between the <96> and <99> represents a penis or any thing that resembles the visual portion of a sensorial perception of it that connects the "six" and that "nine" that having their ass touched with another "nine"
-2 Math: A notation of a number (decimal for a combination of ninety six and ninety nine)
Context: Bighip, Cock69, PussyHuman & Godick (ofcourse, those aren't their "real names", they're nicknames assigned to them) specially before a party want some DELICIOUS sex like the vast majority of people and since they're bored of just making a convetional 69 (why not?), when they are starting to structuring the position, a tsunami starts in the area they were in, so they have to run, the party is canceled, after the tsunami, they're super horny, so their intution puts them all in a giant bed and they accidentally made it because they were all naked, so they start the sex specifically after someone started dancing in an unspecified location since it while they were sort of lazy, it was still desirable to fuck
Cock69 ("Six"): "Ooooh guys, this sooo hoooot (does the horny face)"
Godick (Last "Nine"): "aah"
Pussy human (Second "Nine"): "Oooooh your dick is so high-quality"
Bighip (First "Nine"): "I fuuuuuuuckin' love y'all!"
(After the sex)
All of the sexual particapants of the story: "What will be the name of this"
PH (Second "Nine"): "Ooooh since you're soo hot and you're dick is so good <3, MATE! Yah should fucking choose, thank you for giving me that horny kind of pleasure babe <3, you're way better than those unnatractive men😈"
(Unnatractive man with sad life hearing the conversation cries (That's so sad for me people please be nice with the unnattractive))
Cock69: "k babe what bout 96-99?"
PH: "PATNER, OOooh this name is so HOOOOT!"
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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