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To get really drunk and then wake up in someone's bed
Did you get 867'ed last night?
867 by Smart adult March 17, 2017

867-5309 

One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. Made famous by the 1980's song by Tommy Tutone. The number is a favorite among phreaks, prank callers, college students, or anyone else looking to raise some hell.
I called 867-5309 in my area code, and I got the Suicide Prevention Hotline.
867-5309 by Qbert June 30, 2005

867-5309 

Jenny's phone number!
Joe: Jenny, whats your number?
Jenny: 867-5309
867-5309 by ALIZA!!! August 9, 2004

867-5309 

Jennys number in the famous Tommy Tutone song.
I got it! I got it!!!
867-5309 by Zach G. January 2, 2004

867 5309 

killer tune by tommy tutone which was number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1982, which caused extensive prank calling by people with no life other than to phone numbers they heard in a song. also has numerous pop culture references including family guy, the simpsons, the colbert report and a 2004 cingular wireless commercial. covered by several artists
i got your number on the wall, for a good time, for a good time call 867 5309
867 5309 by littlerudegirl December 11, 2006

867-5309 

A number you give someone if you really dont want them to have you number
"That nerd over there asked for my number so i gave her 867-5309"
867-5309 by JackMaster427 March 11, 2010
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