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82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.
I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!
by dagosti August 22, 2023
mugGet the 82nd basemug.

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