The smallest dickever, used to mock people who post larger penis emoticons such as '8===D' in chat rooms and message boards, usually resulting in a big online fight.
the penis emoji. a form of text slang/language. use this if you are pissed of with your friends. preferbely use a capital D instead of a lowercase D at the end (tip of penis). you can even change the length of the penis.
example: two friends texting.
person A: you are soooo annoying!
person B: you are such a 8-------D
person A: you are a bigger 8---------------D
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.