5 Knuckle Shuffle 

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank

after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

5 Knuckle Shuffle by big bobs basterd beans December 28, 2005

5 knuckle shuffle 

to: shake hands with the devil
self pollute
self harm
choke the chicken
releive ones self
wank

Gill: whats wrong Bob? Do you want me to perform fellatio to you again?

Bob: Fuck no, ur teeth grind me bell like a cheese grater, u fukin whore, get out, il have a 5knuckle shuffle instead

5 knuckle shuffle by 7clayton7 July 21, 2008

5 Knuckle Shuffle 

The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.

5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

5 Knuckle Shuffle by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004

5 knuckle shuffle 

When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut

He 5 knuckle shuffled in her

5 knuckle shuffle by The cerified G January 13, 2017

5 knuckle shuffle 

A name of “masterbation”

Mom: “come eat dinner Alex!”

“One second I’m doing the “5 knuckle shuffle”

5 knuckle shuffle by Wargun785 June 11, 2019

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by Bangboy December 30, 2009

the 5 knuckle shuffle 

A slang word for masterbating

Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle

the 5 knuckle shuffle by BlazeBeing May 14, 2015