5 Inches

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a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.

Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.

5 Inches by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018

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5 inches

is enough bb... LMAO

Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!

5 inches by emmy_exe November 2, 2020

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5 Inches • .5 inches • 5.5 inches • 5.17 inches • 5.1 inches • 5.9 Inches in 30 seconds • 5-0 • 5 second rule • 5 • 5 fingers up

5 inches

When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height

Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away

5 inches by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

5 inches

5 inches is not long enough

5 inches si not enough for me

5 inches by si papi daddy January 18, 2021

.5 inches

When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(

mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.

.5 inches by eatmyassrachel May 25, 2019

5.5 inches

average penis girth by end of high school

size matters: 5.5 inches girth, 7.5 inches long, and as hard as possible. A long thick dick is no good if it's bendy

5.5 inches by heatherup size matters January 25, 2013

5.9 Inches in 30 seconds

Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.

he 5.9 Inches in 30 seconds

5.9 Inches in 30 seconds by Al Sahir September 30, 2016

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026