I've got an advanced degree in Business Administration, and you don't pay me enough to take this job seriously. So F-you, I'm going to play tennis, i'm a 4 o'clocker on this job.
the baddest boys out there doing bad tings. many live in fear of these legends being true and not just myths. however some see these men as heroes of the people because 2 bad tings can make one good ting mathematically speaking
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).