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4:00 bagel

A place that opens at 4:00AM to sell fresh Jewish bagels. Prevalent in Long Island Jew ghettos, like Great Neck.
DWeez- Man, I'm hungry. What's good at this time? It's late.
A Man- Lets get some lox. We be Jews. 4:00 bagel!
DWeez- Hi Five!
4:00 bagel by DWeez May 2, 2008

4:00 am Epic Fuck 

You awake at 4:00 am and it's the most amazing sex you ever had.
My boyfriend, wakes me up for the 4:00 am Epic Fuck. It leaves me the next day thinking about it.
4:00 am Epic Fuck by Amazing Amy October 16, 2014

4:00 AM Shit 

Once a nigga takes a shit at 4:00 AM, every shit after that is considered a 4:00 AM shit, no matter the time.
Conner: Brb gotta go take a shit.

Me: Dang bro why you takin another 4:00 am shit you fat ass shirt nigga.
4:00 AM Shit by SheckWes123 January 30, 2021

Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est 

Yo you remember Febuary 21st 2022 4:00 pm est?
Bro wdym

:)

January 20th 2009 4:00 am 

On January 20th 2009 4:00 am a goddess was born.

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