365th base 

The base attained after completing bases 1st-364th, one per day, starting on January 1st. You must reach home base with the partner of your choosing on top of the New Year's Day ball in New York City, and a climax must be attained at exactly 12:00 AM, when the ball hits the ground. This is the ultimate feat, and will make you more powerful then God and Chuck Norris combined.

Person 1: Dude, did you watch the New Year's eve show? I totally got to 365th base!
Person 2: Dude, thats awesome! What are you going to do now?
Person 1: Now i have to wait until leap year so that I can reach 366th base!

365th base by benIzzle1234 January 19, 2010

36th base 

The end all be all of bases. First you round up every great conqueror in history: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, etc etc Then you proceed to challenge them all to a deathmatch. But the thing is you're Jack Bauer. So instead you torture them for information on the next terrorist attack in Los Angeles and then proceed to rape them in the bunghole. Afterwhich you deficate/vomit/ejaculate/all 3 at once on each of their chests. Next you roll them all around in the gooey mess and again ask them what they know about the terrorist attack. When they fess up, you all do the mexican hat dance and circlejerk into a big sombrero. Just for kicks, you make all the historical figures drink whats in that sombrero. When its all said and done you send them back to their own time but not after making them admit that they are your little bitch. Jack Bauer never lets the terrorists win.

Guy 1: I just got to 36th base last night.

Guy 2: That's not even possible.

Guy 1: Yes it is you little bitch. Now tell me where the nukes are or its the mexican hat dance for you.

36th base by Jack Bauer Made Me Admit To Being A Terrorist June 19, 2008

35th base 

Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.

Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!

Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?

Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.

35th base by musefan2010 May 27, 2008

35th Base 

Having sex with Buddha's belly button, and becoming the new Buddha. You then go through a series of events very much like the Santa Clause Movies.

What happened to Amelia Earhart is often assumed unknown but was actually 35th Base in action.

35th Base by An Elephant December 15, 2008

36th base 

space docking with yourself (even if male) and then having a leprechaun munch on your genitalia whilst symultaneously poking ice-lollies in every orifice.

so how far did you go last night?

I went to 36th base and still have bruises to prove it!

36th base by mr molehill June 19, 2008