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1. The END of The LINE
2. A city in the Hi-desert where the largest MCAGCC (Marine Corp Air Ground Combat Center), aka: BASE is located on the north side. And, the Joshua Tree National Park borders on the south side.
3. Temperatures range from bone chilling and dry 30° F in winter, to heat stroke hot 120° in summer, which is tolerable as long as there's no humidity.
4. A city that is more like a town with no personality. Population is approximately 35,000 now (including Base residents). Approx. 15,000 civilians: In 1988, the pop. was only 1,200 civilians.
5. Has 1 full service grocery store, Stater Bros, and lots of liquor stores, tattoo shops, barbershops, fast food and small businesses, not much entertainment, but there's actually a fucking casino out here.
6. Very Spooky at night; the whole town is ghostly haunted, and some believe there's aliens living in the mountains nearby bcuz of unexplained hovering objects, lights, sounds and actions witnessed late at night.

7. There's a lot of wild life, rocks & gems, cactus, palm trees and sand Everywhere. It's so peaceful quiet most times, a far from L.A.s loud madness. The dust here is golden brown. The dust in L.A. is greasy black.
8. It's the kind of place you will love and hate equally. It's so boring that doing yardwork is a welcome form of entertainment.

9. Houses and land lots are very affordable. But like Tijuana, DON'T DRINK THE WATER!! And beware of the people trolling the streets.
Where in the world is 29Palms?? Ten miles from water and 2 feet from Hell.
29Palms by DeepThrowWitDancer March 17, 2022
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29 Palms 

A small town in the middle of the Mojave Desert. More Desert Yeti and Mingers per capita than any city in America. If traveling in this region carry bologna. It is the only known substance more enticing to these creatures than the human male.
Male 1: Man, I stopped off in a bar in 29 Palms last night and was nearly accosted by Desert Yeti. Oh shit! Here they come again!
Male 2: Quick man, throw the bologna!
Male 1: Run!!!
29 Palms by Undertow November 10, 2004
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29 Palms 

A small town in the Mojave Dessert with a U.S Marine base.
Most reefer to the town and the base as "hell" because of the heat in the summer and it being so boring there.
Marine 1: "Dude i got stationed in 29 Palms!"
Marine 2: " Good luck in hell."
29 Palms by Anna Herrick March 12, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
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This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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