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20 minutes 

An indefinite unit of time.

About the time it takes to do something.
-"When is the exterminator arriving to get rid of those ants?"
-"In about 20 minutes"
20 minutes by FlagyMcFlay July 26, 2019
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20 minutes 

When you are beyond fried, beyond sloshed, beyond toasted. When you have transcended drunk as well as the mortal realm.
SGT Im 20 minutes. Fuck all that formation shit.
20 minutes by meaty calves July 26, 2019

20 minutes 

The amount of time your dealer says when he'll definitely not be there in 20 minutes
"I'll be there in 20 minutes" texted an hour ago to you, still empty handed
20 minutes by sdaynoam April 8, 2023

20 minutes

The act of breaking up with someone then getting back together in the span of around 20 minutes
That couple keeps doing a 20 minutes
20 minutes by Jaquille34 May 8, 2026

20 minutes left on my lunch 

When you’re at work and they call you on the radio but you’re busy dropping a deuce.
Manager: Call a mechanic, the line has been down for 15 minutes.

Supervisor: I need a mechanic to come out to the filler.

Mechanic: I got 20 minutes left on my lunch.

20 minutes of action 

A privileged guy's term for rape.
1. "That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action," said the sex offender's daddy, upon hearing of his son's effective 3-month sentence for raping an unconscious girl.

2. Man, you gotta try the fresh meat in cellblock C. Only took 20 minutes of action before I nutted. Mmmm, mmm. Nothin' beats a virgin ass.

20 minutes from Ohio 

When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.
"Did you understand last night's homework?"

"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."

“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”
20 minutes from Ohio by cami151 July 31, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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