July 2 

The day most finest bitch was born

Today my birthday it’s July 2

July 2 by Łalá October 18, 2019

July 2 

All boys/girls born on this day are hot af

Guy1: Dude when were you born?

Girl1: July 2 why?

Guy1: know wonder your so hot

July 2 by Andioopppppppsjsksksksksksk October 18, 2019

July 2 

The best day to be born if you were born on this day then go show your friends that your better than them

Person 1: Hey I was born on July 2
Person 2:Oh no your clearly better

July 2 by anonymous November 3, 2020

July 2 

The day Chandler finally won a Mr Beast challenge

"July 2 is an epic day, Chandler won a challenge on this day!"
"Wow, i thought he would never win one!"

July 2 by Mystery Ghost July 2, 2019

July 2 

The day the smartest girl/boy was born! The person born on this day has the best moves.

Elizabeth: Wow, you can dance!
Sarah: Yeah its what they say about people born July 2!

July 2 by Yourwisdom March 7, 2020

July 2 

National suck your own dick day

John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"

July 2 by minaycheezits October 20, 2019

July 2 2008

This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.

Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?

Why?

You were born July 2 2008 right?

July 2 2008 by Dundunsuuuun November 6, 2019