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All boys/girls born on this day are hot af
Guy1: Dude when were you born?

Girl1: July 2 why?

Guy1: know wonder your so hot
by Andioopppppppsjsksksksksksk October 18, 2019
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The day Chandler finally won a Mr Beast challenge
"July 2 is an epic day, Chandler won a challenge on this day!"
"Wow, i thought he would never win one!"
by Mystery Ghost July 02, 2019
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John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"
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by minaycheezits October 20, 2019
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The day where all assholes were born
Dylan was born an asshole on July 2, he might have been conceived analy
by Double Dutch rudder October 19, 2019
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