2 by 4

To use a lump of timber of about 2 by 4 inches in diameter to inflict blunt force trauma mainly to head or sometimes body. Generally easily available at short notice & fits comfortably into the average hand.

i'm guna 2 by 4 that bitch
fucker needs a good 2 by 4in

by seeingbunnies June 15, 2010

2 by 4

The cornerstone piece of the unholy lego empire.

Hand me that red 2 by 4 piece over there.

by Flick Montana August 31, 2006

2 by 4

The art of performing sexual intercourse on a 4 legged animal, via the butt hole.
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4

"Dude, Mark totally performed a successful 2 by 4 on Jamie's dog last night"

by MMjr April 21, 2008

2 by 4

twenty four ounce can of beer

I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)

by Ben March 24, 2005

2 by 4

Nickname for people with their eyes really far apart. You can put a 2 by 4 between their eyes and they can still see.

Hey! Check out 2 by 4 over there!

by MeanGuy May 15, 2006

2-by-4

Not a word, but still, its good for describing someone you have called a 'plank' a million times before...

how do i put this?

by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

2-by-4

very average skill

yo checkout my 2-by-4 acrobatics.
my 2-by-4 team lost

by Kwabena Ananse October 28, 2020