2 Bags

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.

CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.

2 Bags by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025

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2 bags of Chips

Funny joke... HaHa

You're 2 bags of Chips

2 bags of Chips by InfiniteDraco March 5, 2021

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2 bags of Chips • jonny 2 bags • 2-pac • 2 girls 1 cup • 2 fingers up • 2.2 • 2.5 • 2 • 2-Step • 2-Faced

jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

jonny 2 bags by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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