2 shits in the night

When two people can't get a hold of each other

I can't get a hold of Raoul. Its been like 2 shits in the night.

by jman1212 December 20, 2018

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

Don't Give 2 Shits till Sundown

Twice as bad as not giving 1 shit in conjunction with an expedited timeline of when all care runs out completely. To include total disregard of other opinions or inputs.

I'm done, I don't give 2 shits till sundown if you go out with the girls tonight or not just leave me alone.

by Da BK May 26, 2023

2 and shit

Barber cutting the eyebrows (2) and making the hairline look crispy (and shit)

Yo bro can you do my 2 and shit.

by Aghil March 15, 2024

2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025