1st round
1st round by Luca Stasi January 26, 2023
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1st Round Knockout
A manuever that takes place in the early, unsuspecting hours of the morning where a man positions his crotch over the face of the victim, pulls his morning wood down towards his toes and releases it like a catapault . This strike hits the "opponent", obliterates their jaw, and results in a sound resembling a knockout or similar hard hit in a fight.
Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an uninvited guest, a tool, or irritating girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.
Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an uninvited guest, a tool, or irritating girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.
"Last night at the party, Brandon passed out on the couch with his shoes on so Frank woke him up this morning with a 1st Round Knockout."
"Why's Lisa's chin swollen?" "She was a complete cunt to me last night so I got up early this morning just so I could pay her back with a 1st Round Knockout"
"Spiderman her next time"
"Why's Lisa's chin swollen?" "She was a complete cunt to me last night so I got up early this morning just so I could pay her back with a 1st Round Knockout"
"Spiderman her next time"
1st Round Knockout by Wildman Bill September 11, 2009
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1st rounder
A star player that was drafted with the intent to carry an entire team on his back, but Is more interested on the off field advantages of being a stud athlete.
Jay Cutler is the OG 1st rounder. So much talent, but man, that guy does not Careeeeee about fucking anything!
It finally looked like the team was destined for a championship, but their two new 1st round draft picks Swede and Levi just wanted to be 1st round booze bags.
That devin kid just doesn't have what it takes to be a 1st rounder. No wonder he ended up as a sophomore year walk on when the team lost 4 players to the meazels.
It finally looked like the team was destined for a championship, but their two new 1st round draft picks Swede and Levi just wanted to be 1st round booze bags.
That devin kid just doesn't have what it takes to be a 1st rounder. No wonder he ended up as a sophomore year walk on when the team lost 4 players to the meazels.
1st rounder by Straight Cash Homie March 23, 2017
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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