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1962 Latin Mass 

The 1962 Latin Mass missal, was promulgated by Pope John the 23rd. This came shortly after the Post-1955 Holy Week.
The FSSP uses the 1962 Missal

Sedes👺: What Missal do you heretics use?

FSSP: We use the 1962 Latin Mass Missal.

Sedes👺: Hah, you are heretics! We use the 1570 Missal of Pius V! Mhwahhaha!

FSSP: Why are we heretics?

Sedes👺: You are in Communion with the heretic Bergoglio. Anyone in communion with him is a protestant heretic!

SSPX🤓: Actually, your statement is erroneous. Being a protestant is one or a multitude of persons who are against the Pope. Thomas Cramner and many other protestants called the Papacy evil or heretical, the same what you are doing right now.

Sede👺:😱
1962 Latin Mass by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021
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1962 Van Euhton contraption 

The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly
"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"

March 10, 1962 

Anyone born upon this day is a Bad Ass Bitch
You a baddie if you born on March 10, 1962
March 10, 1962 by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids 

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