12inch 

1) a laptop built by apple computer: the 12inch powerbook g4
2) a huge penis, like 12inches long (about 30 cm)

with both you can reach G4 power fuck

1) i use my 12inch all day long, it's a perfect companion for my digitally enhanced lifestyle. it's a 12incher
2) i use my 12inch all night long, it's a perfect companion for my sexually enhanced lifestyle. it's a 12incher

12inch by mahal.himself August 7, 2006

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

12 inch man hammer 

A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.

Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.

12 inch man hammer by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011

12 inch 

Vinyl record
Often Promo Copy or EP (Extended Play)
Can perform 33 or 45 rpm

diggin' the 12" crates...

12 inch by Gaspacho March 23, 2004

12 inch dick 

The mythical size of a normal males dick.

CHAT ROOM 1

Chatter 1
"i have a 12 inch dick !"

Chatter 2
"thats like a unicorn!"

Chatter 1
"what do you mean?"

Chatter 2
"it doesn't exist"

12 inch dick

12 inch dick by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. September 30, 2010

15inch warrior 

the only way to describe the god named Rylan Bland

Omg look at rylan aka 15inch warrior

that’s how you know

15inch warrior by medulla oblongata April 3, 2019

12 inch punisher

A really long dick (maybe not really 12'') that has the power and strength to abuse a pussy. Even an already well stretched pussy stands no chance against a 12 inch punisher. Most of the time a 12 inch punisher will hurt or stretch the pussy it is attacking or pleasing.

Oh my God, Tommy your 12 inch punisher is hurting my tight pussy so much! You need to pull out before I stretch even more!

12 inch punisher by Mr. Woolfy January 18, 2017