mahal.himself's definitions

phone sex

if someone calls and ask you intimate details and you both get a bit aroused or exited, don't forget to say this:

i moan and scream, just i have real phone sex and you put me on the speaker. your party guests have the laugh of their life!

by mahal.himself August 4, 2006

12inch

1) a laptop built by apple computer: the 12inch powerbook g4
2) a huge penis, like 12inches long (about 30 cm)

with both you can reach G4 power fuck

1) i use my 12inch all day long, it's a perfect companion for my digitally enhanced lifestyle. it's a 12incher
2) i use my 12inch all night long, it's a perfect companion for my sexually enhanced lifestyle. it's a 12incher

by mahal.himself August 7, 2006