1) i use my 12inch all day long, it's a perfect companion for my digitally enhanced lifestyle. it's a 12incher
2) i use my 12inch all night long, it's a perfect companion for my sexually enhanced lifestyle. it's a 12incher
if someone calls and ask you intimate details and you both get a bit aroused or exited, don't forget to say this:
i moan and scream, just i have real phone sex and you put me on the speaker. your party guests have the laugh of their life!