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12 inch
A common example that a male will use to describe the size of his organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. Usually, the subject referring to this term has a maximum penis size of a tic-tac; if he's lucky.
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12 inch
jelle: i can only be friends with people who have big penises
conner: why?
jelle: so i can have some BIG fun
conner: well then mine is a 12 inch
conner: why?
jelle: so i can have some BIG fun
conner: well then mine is a 12 inch
12 inch by Hannie_man August 29, 2006
12 inch
12 inch by Robert Pearson August 29, 2003
12 inch
Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
12 inch by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021
12 inch pianist
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014
12 inch man hammer
A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.
Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.
12 inch man hammer by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.