12 step epiphany 

The moment when a novice musician realises all western music ever composed is made from a repeating pattern of 12 semitones.

I had a 12 Step Epiphany last night, Steve. That's when you realise all music is made with just 12 different semitones...
I KNOW, RIGHT?

12 step epiphany by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

12 step program 

Derived from the Latin word “twelvestepethprogramus” which means “To do no good” or in Greek, “To shat on thy face“. The twelve step program is a way to get clean, included in some rehab programs, AA, and NA. It involves giving yourself up to a so-called God, and giving your drug counselors oral to rid you of your drug usage habits. So far it has only been proven useful in lab rats and some untrained monkeys.

Zakk's mom is a filthy, cock-eyed, cunt & forces him to attend the 12 step program, although it is full of shit and he really has no drug problem.

12 step program by blowermcgee August 30, 2006

12-steptard 

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.

My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!

12-steptard by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

12 stepper 

n. a reformed drunkard

Jose Contreras: Why isn't Brian drinking??
Bruce Lee: He's a 12 stepper now, didn't you hear?

12 stepper by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

1,2 step 

A dance that has many variations, it's very simple and includes only two steps to be completed.

We in da club doin' the same old 2-step

1,2 step by cErTiFiEd November 30, 2004

1,2 Step 

A dance move made popular by Ciara that involves acctually 3 steps. There are many variations of this dance

Aww, already! Johnny is 1,2 Stepin on da dance flo

1,2 Step by Brielle December 26, 2004

12 Steps 

1. The 12 tasks that Alcoholics Anonymous has its members use to find spirituality.

2. A way used by AA to have its members choose a higher power that can be anywhere from a door knob to a harley as a way to find spiritual guidance.

3. The Steps outlined in the Big Book used to control the thought processes of those who follow them.

1. Bill was fun until he joined AA and followed the 12 Steps, now he just apologizes to everyone with a brainwashed smile.

2. Mary followed the 12 Steps of AA. She divorced her husband and married her sponsor leaving her kids behind with no mother.

12 Steps by JR Harris April 16, 2011