Basscism

When you promote the bassist stereotype by letting your least gifted or less motivated bandmate be the bass player.

"I can't shred, I'll play the bass...

NO! Julio, don't be basscist! Either learn to shred or you'll play rhythm guitar. Ernesto can slap, he's on bass.
We don't allow basscism on our band."

by Gongasoso March 15, 2016

12 step epiphany

The moment when a novice musician realises all western music ever composed is made from a repeating pattern of 12 semitones.

I had a 12 Step Epiphany last night, Steve. That's when you realise all music is made with just 12 different semitones...
I KNOW, RIGHT?

by Gongasoso March 15, 2016

Putting the Pedal to the Metal

Fucking a robot or an electronic appliance.

Yesterday I was putting the pedal to the metal with my toaster. Today i'll do it with my flatscreen TV.

by Gongasoso March 15, 2016

mids

The midrange sound frequencies, from 500 to 2000 Hz, situated between the bass and the treble frequencies.

Scoop the mids, Tyler! You don't sound metal enough!

by Gongasoso October 31, 2016

Ferf

The name given to the pube and the group of pubes around the asshole.

My ferf was caked with shit after last night's indian chicken curry.

by Gongasoso February 19, 2015