Definitions by Gongasoso

mids 

The midrange sound frequencies, from 500 to 2000 Hz, situated between the bass and the treble frequencies.

Scoop the mids, Tyler! You don't sound metal enough!

mids by Gongasoso October 30, 2016

12 step epiphany 

The moment when a novice musician realises all western music ever composed is made from a repeating pattern of 12 semitones.

I had a 12 Step Epiphany last night, Steve. That's when you realise all music is made with just 12 different semitones...
I KNOW, RIGHT?

12 step epiphany by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

Basscism

When you promote the bassist stereotype by letting your least gifted or less motivated bandmate be the bass player.

"I can't shred, I'll play the bass...

NO! Julio, don't be basscist! Either learn to shred or you'll play rhythm guitar. Ernesto can slap, he's on bass.
We don't allow basscism on our band."

Basscism by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

Putting the Pedal to the Metal

Fucking a robot or an electronic appliance.

Yesterday I was putting the pedal to the metal with my toaster. Today i'll do it with my flatscreen TV.

Putting the Pedal to the Metal by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

Ferf 

The name given to the pube and the group of pubes around the asshole.

My ferf was caked with shit after last night's indian chicken curry.

Ferf by Gongasoso February 19, 2015