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12:02 PM 

A time that occurs two minutes after 12:00 PM. Represented as 12:02 on a twenty-four-hour clock.
I woke up at 12:02 PM.

Ejaculation (02/12/2025). 

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Person 343: Ejaculation (02/12/2025).

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Beautiful ❤️ 💗
1202 …. I see your true colors shining true. Conduct is so beautiful.
1202 by KASN November 27, 2022

12022021 

December 2nd, 2021 in number form
the longest of the ten palindrome dates which go from dec 1 to dec 10.

its good luck and alotnof people take it seriously which is why im worried they want my head on a plate mate(garbage)

i turn 30 on that day
i always knew from a you g age that Britney Spears had the same birthday as me my sister must have told me. she turns 40, exactly ten years apart. funny how she was able to find the courage to tell her father to fuck off now you know why.
"want a line of this ice i got fram Alaska?"
"sure riff, snooooort!......damn i think my birthday is...."
"i warned you if you know to much you ai t gunna know enough but what are you writing down?"
"see this sequence of numbers?"
"i speak Polish Portuguese and rock a club but i dont mess with that math shit"
"it has nothing to do with math write it down down backwards right underneath"
"man dont you see what this shit did to Bam Margera hes a laughing stock of the country but ok ill entertain it"
"ok its like its this way but in the mirror its still that way kinda but upside down and all ....i feel like its a vibe and not a lie"
"its my fucking birthday this year"
"is that why all those creeps are stalking and hating?"
"yes, and because i m acting like i care at all...because they love that type of shit. to me its just a funny thing so if i show any interest they feel awkward and want to drown me or bury me or lynch me"
"so 12022021 is a distraction?"
"yes riff raff, it is, unless i get my money and my wife"
"that doesnt sound like a distraction, it sounds like a manny fest, hoe!"
"manny fest, deez nuts."
12022021 by 12022021 June 29, 2021
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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