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1-10 male attractiveness scale 

1. Domineering asshole who's nothing but a hairy blob of fat that deserves to be castrated.
2. A pathetic douchebag who lost his virginity to his dad since he can't get any woman including his mom to even piss on his face (single for the rest of his damn life).
3. PIMP that loves women to shit on him (including the poor souls he sold into prostitution).
4. Creep that keeps on stalking women no matter how many times he's punched in the face.
5. Just a plain unattractive jobless deadbeat who lost his gf to a more successful man.
6. Not bad looking even though people would give stares if you were seen with him since you could do much better
7. Okay for one night stands (nothing but a walking dildo)
8. Hot af and already has a gf
9. Women just can't stop staring at him

10. God's greatest present to womankind and a great accessory to take with you when you go out whether it's to the mall or show him off to your girlfriends. Not only good looking but also has three good filled pockets. ;)
Girl 1: Damnnn, what a hottie .
Girl 2: Nah, I wouldn't fuck that. On the 1-10 male attractiveness scale, he looks more like a 6-7. I would date him if he ate me out day and night though, let me ride his face, and give me all his money.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026