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.tednivison 

idk them but they’re name is .tednivison so they’re automatically cool and i love them /p AND FHE JACK MANIFOLD PFP OMG
.tednivison by fishlvr May 28, 2021

Ted Nivison 

He's an American Influencer, by that I mean, he's a Youtuber. An Ex-Member of Lunch Club.
"Did you hear that Ted Nivison's hosting a podcast?"

"Oh yeah! With Schlatt and Charlie."
Ted Nivison by milky-andro February 22, 2021

Ted Nivison 

Ted Nivison is the owner/co-host of the podcast Chuckle Sandwich, alongside JSchlatt and Charlie Slimecicle.
He is well known for his sense of humor and the many inside jokes that surround both his channel and his podcast.
He is often portrayed as either a man in a milk man outfit or a violent sociopath.
"Ted Nivison is a YouTuber."
"Subscribe to Ted Nivison or he'll break your kneecaps."
Ted Nivison by The Carrot Man April 5, 2022

Ted Nivison 

Pretty cool guy who makes compilations, interviews and pretty funny comedic sketches

He owns a podcast that includes him, Slimecicle and Schlatt, and they have guest stars almost every episode

You should check him out

He also wears glassess
Ted Nivison: *says anything*
Schlatt: *insults him*
Slimecicle: *also insults him*
Ted Nivision: ._.
Ted Nivison by tiredidiot September 18, 2021

Dirty Ted Nivison

Go to every rainforest cafe and jerk off in the bathroom
Hey dude have you ever done a Dirty Ted Nivison?
Tf is that?
Dirty Ted Nivison by HoppyGoth July 22, 2023
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