This man .boyfriendd is god himself of almost 2000 people. This man is the hottest person in the fucking world and he’s the fucking hottest person ever.
an Anonymous asmryoutuber who makes audios to comfort people (specifically females) and helps people with depression, anxiety, body image issues and many other topics
Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.
“He was justmy Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.