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...ladies. 

A replacement for the classic but tired adage of "that's what she said". It was developed from Demetri Martin's comedy, which states that adding "...ladies" at the end of anything will make it creepier. It can be added by the person talking or anyone who happens to be listening and catches a double entendre ready to be exploited.
Ray: Jeeze, I'm really tired from last night...ladies.

Harrison: I didn't think it was going to be this hard!
Ray: ...ladies.
Words you can keep
The best word for a male to take a normal, innocent sounding sentence, and add an awkward, perverted, creepy twist, in reference to speaking with a female. It is always used at the end of a sentence, and usually follows a comma. For extra effect, can be complimented with lowering of the voice, and raising of the eyebrows. Is used by guys that desperately can't get any action globally. It's use is significantly higher when the man has been consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

In extreme cases, subjects have been known to use a weirder and creepier version of the word ladies, which appears to be some sort of obscure reference to the middle ages, by saying m'ladies.
Having fun tonite so far, ladies?
You girls should come tonite ... ladies.
Let me know if you need any help at all, ladies...
You should come over tonite for supper, m'ladies...
*When Drunk* Hey ladies, wanna have a no pants dance at my house ladies?
ladies by Turbonator December 3, 2005
female cannabis plants living in a growtent of a grow content creator on weedtube or other social media.

since we are virings and want to feel cool we call our plants "gals" "girls" or "ladies". not sure what the social class of a female human being thats also refered to as lady has anything to do with a cannabis plant tho.
Virgin Grower: "Next week is gonna be another pretty interestingweek beacuse Ill be heavily defoliation these "gals" in preperation of sending them in to flower and speaking of flowering all of our 4 "ladies" have shown sex and are indeed female plants."

VG : " Im giving these "gals" 24 hours to bounce back from their training before I defoliate. I was worried that if I train and defoliate at the same time that it could cause a little bit too much stress on my "girls"
ladies by virgingrower November 13, 2020
Jose Contreras: I had the ladies, but Ghostface Killah had the American Airlines, so I lost 50 bucks.
Bruce Lee: I wipe my ass with 50 bucks.
ladies by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005
A noun used by a male to refer to a group of males when talking to them. Often used by Coaches talking to his players.
Coach: You ladies go run three more laps then hit the shower.
ladies by eatwasabi March 22, 2004
Dude: Got any ladies?
Dealer: Blueberry, Skunk #1, Sour Diesel, White Widow, and Northern Lights, take your pick, $50 an eighth.
ladies by ThatHannahGirl July 16, 2008
The best lyric from “A Winter’s Ball” from Hamilton.
“We’re reliable with the.. Ladies!”
ladies! by Fnaffaneep May 2, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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