What females put on their dating profile after listing their only 2 hobbies that involve 0 activity to make them not sound boring despite the fact that both of these hobbies are done by themselves.
Fuckin some kinda wannabe youtuber that is tryna be cool, "HEY WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS!" HEADASS BOi nigga you look like a used up marker eraser head ass. That's why yo chick left you nigga.
Nig1: Yo you heard of the black kid that is half white and has a failing youtube channel?
Nig2: Oh you mean NerdyNoor: Gaming and More! ? Of course! nigga he's garbo.
A place that makes bland coffee and posts terrible and corny coffee memes. Then decides to do wine and beer for some reason? And completely forgets that second wave was funded by a charity organization.
Second Wave Coffee and More?: Hmm… let’s see… I know let’s also add wine and beer and forget that I work for Arc of the midlands and DDSN. Lol. :-) :-) :-) see I’m :-) because I’m always :-) because I don’t want people I abused to know I’m a depressing bitch Lol. You know who you are.
When life surprises you, going beyond your wildest expectations, showering your existence with the most unexpected blessings.
On the telephone:
— Who is it?
Hey Clark it´s me... Peter."
— "Hey Bro! Still suicidal depressed?"
"No man... shit no more."
— "What happened... the lotto?"
Much better: The dream and more!"
— "How so?"
"Béatrice."
— "Sweet!"