lamprey
An uncircumcised penis. So named because of the resemblance between the puckered-up foreskin at the end of the flaccid penis and the sucker mouth of a lamprey.
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lamprey
A firm attachment accompanied by sucking of one individual's mouth to another individual's anus, forming a complete seal.
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lamprey
Get this- those lampreys at my HMO denied payment on my pancreatitis treatment just because "the subject failed to properly disclose his hair had no such 'dirty-blond' status, but was instead ocre-hued."
lamprey by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 17, 2007
lamprey
"Since pussy shaving is so common, should we really use the word 'beaver' anymore? Perhaps it should be changed to 'lamprey'."
lamprey by sickfeeling October 21, 2007
Lamprey Store
I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark
Lamprey Store by Ringo Saint Hellboy January 22, 2011
Lamprey pie
Lamprey pie by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013
Joke lamprey
A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.
Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...
Joke lamprey by Salmonhq February 13, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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