2 definitions by Ringo Saint Hellboy

Any small store that is built in close proximity to a Wal-Mart
I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark
by Ringo Saint Hellboy January 21, 2011
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When you realize something that you never had before, that upon realizing it you see that it should have been completely obvious to you all along
If you cross Sammy Hagar's generic music with David Lee Roth's ego...and you have CHAD KROEGER, its so observious
by Ringo Saint Hellboy December 2, 2011
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