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anyone who sucks ass. typically subhumans like the 7chan mods.

"The Chan-wars...begun they have."
George Bush and Dick Cheney are classic examples of an "anal lamprey" since they both suck ass. Additional people that belong to this category of subhuman are:
1. Republicans
2. Nazis
3. Zionists
4. Cops
5. Corporate CEOs
6. All the mods on 7chan
by Pehn Nayme April 07, 2008
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