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instantiate 

A word a pompous blow-hard uses repeatedly to undermind
his employees and validate his self worth. Also known to
be used by those with Erectile Dysfunction and those
hiding a small penis.
We need to instantiate the D.A.L.C. for our scenario of the C.R.M.
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Perverse instantiation 

An outcome unforeseen by the creator of artificial intelligence.
Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.
Perverse instantiation by Davidsea December 4, 2016

instantaneous orgasm 

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.
John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

Perverse Instantiation 

The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.
Define perverse instantiation

instantaneous hornification 

The act of instantly becoming horny
le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

Instantaneous 

Refers to being insane and spontaneous
My friend is not insane nor is he spontaneous he is instantaneous
Instantaneous by Insane_s.a October 29, 2018

instaniation 

An issane method of intsalling an hp print driver on Apple's Snow Leopard O/S
The HP installer is using instaniation to install the correct driver for your HP C7280
instaniation by dantecorvinus October 28, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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