Googlephobe

Someone reluctant, or downright afraid, to use google.com, the most popular search engine on the web. Whether their excuse is one of ignorance, fear, or anything else, this would all fall under the category of googlephobe.

Mick: Hey, I heard they caught a 110-pound coelacanth off the coast of Indonesia. I need to look that up on Yahoo.
Mike: Yahoo?! Man, quit bein' such a googlephobe.

Googlephobe by President Warren G. Harding July 20, 2008

googlephobe

A person who, out of ignorance or just plain laziness, refuses to search Google for facts so basic and rudimentary that Google could retrieve them in a manner of seconds. These people much prefer to query other humans, especially while internet chatting.

"Dude, how many feet are in a mile?"
"You are using a computer to ask ME how many feet are in a mile? What a Googlephobe!"

googlephobe by Rev. Tim Richardson May 15, 2008

googlephobe

some one afraid or to lazy to search for an answer.
instead they post the question for others to answer.

the googlephobe on the forum are driving me nuts with their questions.

googlephobe by jac_knife May 19, 2007

googlewhoremonger 

Someone who googles porn or singles website for joy, yet they're either in a relationship or possibly married, but does not want to be in a relationship because they're too fuckin unhappy in their own personal relationship, and they're too busy trying to gain sexual gratification by posting themselves as a single on a singles/porn dating website.

"Googlewhoremonger" Looking for a casual relationship with one or two females at my house. I'll make sure my son is not home, so we can make some NOISE!!

googlewhoremonger by Luvly latina lady! September 7, 2010

googlephile 

someone with an overwhelmingly obscene fascination to use google. Using it for everything from simple searches to very in-depth research on a subject.

Rodney, man you are a total googlephile. Have you thought about using wikipedia?

googlephile by Will Odom February 22, 2008

Googlewhore 

Someone who looks everything up on Google.
When asked a question a googlewhore will immedietly open up a internet browser to search it on google.

I rely on google for everthing, therfore I am a googlewhore.

Googlewhore by idareyoukitty July 25, 2006

googlephobia 

The fear of Googling something you have a casual interest in learning more about, for fear of being constantly re-targeted with ads for that product.

I want to learn more about Goodyear Tires for my Camry, but I've got Googlephobia about all the ads I'll see from now till the day I die. I guess I'll just go down to Discount Tire instead.

googlephobia by SunDevil1959 January 7, 2020