“Launchers are the first category I got platinum” 

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum” by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022