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(-‸ლ) 

A face-palm emoji. The face you type in when someone says/does something stupid, incoherent, irrelevant, irrational, or false.
Mother: Joey! Why are you always getting C's on your report card?! Your friend Zach is always getting A's on his! Why can't you get A's like him?
Joey: I don't know mom; maybe because I'm NOT Zach?! (-‸ლ)

Friend 1: Let's go to the movies!
Friend 2: Nah, let's go to Dave & Buster's.
Friend 3: Nah, let's go bowling instead.
Friend 4: *Groan* I don't want to go to any of those places!
Friend 1: Well then where do you wanna go?
Friend 4: I don't know...
Friends 1, 2, & 3: (-‸ლ)

Call Of Duty Multiplayer Game:
Little Annoying Kid: *360 no-scopes Mature Player* UMG GIT SHREKT!!11! I GOT SKILLZ N SWEG!11
Mature Player: That wasn't skill, that was just pure luck.
Little Annoying Kid: UMG SHUT UP FAGIT U SUK! I FUKD UR MOM LAST NITE! *Says more dumb shit*
Mature Player: (-‸ლ)

Father: Back in my day, we didn't have Xboxes or Playstations or Computers or any of that video game junk. Back then we actually played outside all day. All you kids do these days is play those darn video games!
Son: Well I'm sorry that "your day" didn't have video games yet. And besides; this isn't "your day" anymore! It's 2015. (-‸ლ)

In Class:
*Bell rings*
Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you! I dismiss you
Whole Class: (-‸ლ)
Student 1: *Says in his head:* "Okay, well then the fuck is the bell for?!"
Student 2: *Says in her head:* "If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive."

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) 

A) Owlfonso the Owl. Founded on Facebook, he dreamed of becoming an internet sensation. Every time you post Owlfonso, a kitten is born. Every time you convince someone else to use Owlfonso, a little girl receives a unicorn.

B) Owlfonso can also be used as a representation of when someone truly desires something, just as Owlfonso craves to become famous on the internet.
I really want some ice cream right now.. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

ლ(◑␣ ◑)ჱ ➳♥--❤--♥➳╠╣ḁℙℙẙ ❤ ḃ¡ṙ†╠╣ḋḁẏ ❤ ẇ¡†ħ ❤ █▄◯╲ ☰ ➳ ❤ ❤ ❤ ➳ 

Just a lot of symbols about happy birthday than nobody knows
(◑␣ ◑)ჱ ➳♥--❤--♥➳╠╣ḁℙℙẙ ❤ ḃ¡ṙ†╠╣ḋḁẏ ❤ ẇ¡†ħ ❤ █▄◯╲ ☰ ➳ ❤ ❤ ❤ ➳ to you

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

GIMME YO SHIT , no ... not really ... pretty much meaning why won't you do something already .
OMG GIMME IT NOW ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ by oiDee October 25, 2011

ლაშა 

big man, loves to eat, bffs with mamuka, sometimes zviadi, maybe even gio.

loves beer, and cocaine. probably has a 8 year old son who loves brawl stars and a 9 year old daughter who is a brat.
A huge dilf, and loves Beeline.

"ლაშა I like Magti better."

"Expect a hitman at 2 am."
ლაშა by lashafanpage March 5, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026