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(-‸ლ) 

A face-palm emoji. The face you type in when someone says/does something stupid, incoherent, irrelevant, irrational, or false.
Mother: Joey! Why are you always getting C's on your report card?! Your friend Zach is always getting A's on his! Why can't you get A's like him?
Joey: I don't know mom; maybe because I'm NOT Zach?! (-‸ლ)

Friend 1: Let's go to the movies!
Friend 2: Nah, let's go to Dave & Buster's.
Friend 3: Nah, let's go bowling instead.
Friend 4: *Groan* I don't want to go to any of those places!
Friend 1: Well then where do you wanna go?
Friend 4: I don't know...
Friends 1, 2, & 3: (-‸ლ)

Call Of Duty Multiplayer Game:
Little Annoying Kid: *360 no-scopes Mature Player* UMG GIT SHREKT!!11! I GOT SKILLZ N SWEG!11
Mature Player: That wasn't skill, that was just pure luck.
Little Annoying Kid: UMG SHUT UP FAGIT U SUK! I FUKD UR MOM LAST NITE! *Says more dumb shit*
Mature Player: (-‸ლ)

Father: Back in my day, we didn't have Xboxes or Playstations or Computers or any of that video game junk. Back then we actually played outside all day. All you kids do these days is play those darn video games!
Son: Well I'm sorry that "your day" didn't have video games yet. And besides; this isn't "your day" anymore! It's 2015. (-‸ლ)

In Class:
*Bell rings*
Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you! I dismiss you
Whole Class: (-‸ლ)
Student 1: *Says in his head:* "Okay, well then the fuck is the bell for?!"
Student 2: *Says in her head:* "If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive."

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) 

A) Owlfonso the Owl. Founded on Facebook, he dreamed of becoming an internet sensation. Every time you post Owlfonso, a kitten is born. Every time you convince someone else to use Owlfonso, a little girl receives a unicorn.

B) Owlfonso can also be used as a representation of when someone truly desires something, just as Owlfonso craves to become famous on the internet.
I really want some ice cream right now.. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

ლ(◑␣ ◑)ჱ ➳♥--❤--♥➳╠╣ḁℙℙẙ ❤ ḃ¡ṙ†╠╣ḋḁẏ ❤ ẇ¡†ħ ❤ █▄◯╲ ☰ ➳ ❤ ❤ ❤ ➳ 

Just a lot of symbols about happy birthday than nobody knows
(◑␣ ◑)ჱ ➳♥--❤--♥➳╠╣ḁℙℙẙ ❤ ḃ¡ṙ†╠╣ḋḁẏ ❤ ẇ¡†ħ ❤ █▄◯╲ ☰ ➳ ❤ ❤ ❤ ➳ to you

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

GIMME YO SHIT , no ... not really ... pretty much meaning why won't you do something already .
OMG GIMME IT NOW ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ by oiDee October 25, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026