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(-‸ლ) 

A face-palm emoji. The face you type in when someone says/does something stupid, incoherent, irrelevant, irrational, or false.
Mother: Joey! Why are you always getting C's on your report card?! Your friend Zach is always getting A's on his! Why can't you get A's like him?
Joey: I don't know mom; maybe because I'm NOT Zach?! (-‸ლ)

Friend 1: Let's go to the movies!
Friend 2: Nah, let's go to Dave & Buster's.
Friend 3: Nah, let's go bowling instead.
Friend 4: *Groan* I don't want to go to any of those places!
Friend 1: Well then where do you wanna go?
Friend 4: I don't know...
Friends 1, 2, & 3: (-‸ლ)

Call Of Duty Multiplayer Game:
Little Annoying Kid: *360 no-scopes Mature Player* UMG GIT SHREKT!!11! I GOT SKILLZ N SWEG!11
Mature Player: That wasn't skill, that was just pure luck.
Little Annoying Kid: UMG SHUT UP FAGIT U SUK! I FUKD UR MOM LAST NITE! *Says more dumb shit*
Mature Player: (-‸ლ)

Father: Back in my day, we didn't have Xboxes or Playstations or Computers or any of that video game junk. Back then we actually played outside all day. All you kids do these days is play those darn video games!
Son: Well I'm sorry that "your day" didn't have video games yet. And besides; this isn't "your day" anymore! It's 2015. (-‸ლ)

In Class:
*Bell rings*
Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you! I dismiss you
Whole Class: (-‸ლ)
Student 1: *Says in his head:* "Okay, well then the fuck is the bell for?!"
Student 2: *Says in her head:* "If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive."

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) 

A) Owlfonso the Owl. Founded on Facebook, he dreamed of becoming an internet sensation. Every time you post Owlfonso, a kitten is born. Every time you convince someone else to use Owlfonso, a little girl receives a unicorn.

B) Owlfonso can also be used as a representation of when someone truly desires something, just as Owlfonso craves to become famous on the internet.
I really want some ice cream right now.. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

ლ(◑␣ ◑)ჱ ➳♥--❤--♥➳╠╣ḁℙℙẙ ❤ ḃ¡ṙ†╠╣ḋḁẏ ❤ ẇ¡†ħ ❤ █▄◯╲ ☰ ➳ ❤ ❤ ❤ ➳ 

Just a lot of symbols about happy birthday than nobody knows
(◑␣ ◑)ჱ ➳♥--❤--♥➳╠╣ḁℙℙẙ ❤ ḃ¡ṙ†╠╣ḋḁẏ ❤ ẇ¡†ħ ❤ █▄◯╲ ☰ ➳ ❤ ❤ ❤ ➳ to you

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

GIMME YO SHIT , no ... not really ... pretty much meaning why won't you do something already .
OMG GIMME IT NOW ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ by oiDee October 25, 2011
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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