Špaget 

a brainless valorant player who is less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.

TOTI JE TAKI ŠPAGET

Špaget by FIGERPGENUGNAE June 26, 2020

SPAGET 

Something you DO NOT TOUCHA.

(Italian accent pronunciation of spaghetti.)

*Slaps forehead* sOmebODy tOUchA mY sPagEt.

SPAGET by RockstarJockey January 13, 2018

spaget 

the most holy of all spaghettis

i died to save the almighty spaget

spaget by anexima August 1, 2016

Spaget 

verb: To pregame by eating a large meal consisting of spaghetti and meatballs before a night of drinking resulting in a viscous vomit attack wherein the victim ends up laying in the pile of thrown-up spaghetti.
Past tense: Spagetted

My buddy spagetted last night. While he was laying in a pile of spaghetti, the rest of my friends and I passed around a four loko in the living room.

Spaget by BoofClub October 8, 2019

Spaget 

A large piece of shit. Generally a human who portrays multitudes of characteristics that are in line with a pile of fecal matter.

Wow, look at that Spaget. He is as useful as a pile of human excrement.

Spaget by ZZoo June 26, 2016

Spaget 

Used when in need of a word that describes ones possessions or situation. Typically a shouted word (preferably with a horrible Italian accent).

"SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET"
"He had better slow down before he wrecks his Spaget!"

Spaget by PipinHotCoffee November 23, 2018

Spaget 

A *special* fagget

Jerr0d y0ur such a spaget.

Spaget by an0nym0us June 13, 2003