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siptars are the most ugly and retarded people on earth. they’re also know as albanians, algaynians, alpoopnians but you can just call them monkeys. they’re known for living on the street and eating each others shoes. they’re also known for sucking USA and NATO dick because serbia🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸 was too strong for the monkey siptar albanians. albania is also the gayest country in the whole balkans.
siptar: kosovo is albania

serbia🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸: no
siptar: NATO HELP US I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK IF YOU HELP
NATO: ok
siptar by barley2837 July 20, 2021
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a person who changes his or her mind very frequently.
Damn! You keeping switching back between going to Laras and UW madison; you're a Siitari.
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A female given name. Meaning: The brightest star.
Sitara is such an angel.
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Man I'm so glad to have a friend like Sitara! She helped pull me through my tough day!
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an individual who alternates back and forth between the two SAME two institutions of "higher" learning; note: to earn the distinction of being a true siitari one must have physically gone back and forther between these school TWO times.

also, someone who is quite gregarious (its not all bad!)
andrew.....i mean andrea siitari keeps alternating between a "school" in Iowa and a school in Wisconsan (but, hopefully the streak ends soon)
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An elaborate instrument, deriving from traditional India. The Sitar gives off a very unique and recognizable sound. Many bands from the 60's used this, such as the Beatles (famously) and the Rolling Stones. It has 7 main strings, and 11-13 sympathetic (smaller) strings, which reside under the heavier 7. It is made of wood and gourd (tomba), and often is highly decorated with such things as carvings and bone.
The Beatles sure loved that Sitar! You can hear it very well in the song Norwegian Wood.
sitar by Moldy August 3, 2004
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