siptars are the most ugly and retarded people on earth. they’re also know as albanians, algaynians, alpoopnians but you can just call them monkeys. they’re known for living on the street and eating each others shoes. they’re also known for sucking USA and NATO dick because serbia🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸 was too strong for the monkey siptar albanians. albania is also the gayest country in the whole balkans.
siptar: kosovo is albania
serbia🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸: no
siptar: NATO HELP US I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK IF YOU HELP
NATO: ok
Sitaras are like stars from the skies who walk with elegance and beauty. She's a super smart, friendly, and easy person to get along with. Although some people might judge her for her looks, deep down she's a very caring and loyal friend. They'll always support you and pick you up when you need help.
Man I'm so glad to have a friendlike Sitara! She helped pull me through my tough day!
an individual who alternates back and forth between the two SAME two institutions of "higher" learning; note: to earn the distinction of being a true siitari one must have physically gone back and forther between these school TWO times.
also, someone who is quite gregarious (its not all bad!)
andrew.....i mean andrea siitari keeps alternating between a "school" in Iowa and a school in Wisconsan (but, hopefully the streak ends soon)
An elaborate instrument, deriving from traditional India. The Sitar gives off a very unique and recognizable sound. Many bands from the 60's used this, such as the Beatles (famously) and the Rolling Stones. It has 7 main strings, and 11-13 sympathetic (smaller) strings, which reside under the heavier 7. It is made of wood and gourd (tomba), and often is highly decorated with such things as carvings and bone.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.