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çolaking 

A definition of one of your friends taking your girlfriend or wife.
Did you hear? Anıl Yalçın is çolaking with my wife. What a shame!
çolaking by masso301 September 8, 2018
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intellectual property cloaking

Term used to describe when individuals in technology make information or processes vague or ambiguos for the sake of trying to appear knowledgeable.
Paul never explains how he got the answer because he thinks he will retain job security through intellectual property cloaking. Cool people explain how they figured things out.

Cloaking 

The act of establishing communication with another individual via the internet, dating, app, or other online service, and arranging a date at an agreed upon destination just to have one party not show leaving the other in confusion after they try to re-establish communication and find out the person has erased all record of conversation and online existence leaving the cloaked victim in disappointment and disgust.
Johnny was chatting intensely with Angela on Tinder, and arranged a date at the local pub, but Johnny to stand up and avoid Angela altogether. Angela showed up on time, but Johnny was nowhere to be found. Johnny cowardly deleted his Tinder profile and avoided public places for 2 weeks in case he ran into Angela. Johnny was too immature and was cloaking her.
Cloaking by Vaimaster7 April 13, 2019

cloaking 

You can be sure I cloaked myself before hooking up with that skanky ho.
cloaking by Man Bringer-Downer December 18, 2003

cloaking 

To drive a car at night with the headlights off, also known as ghosting.
On that stretch of highway running by Carrboro, NC, I was cloaking the other night for a short bit as I approached the underpass.
cloaking by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009

cloaking device

a condom, see party hat
Before penetration, engage cloaking device.
cloaking device by red rosie September 12, 2011

Cloaking bowls 

Using a contraption or method to conceal the fact that you are smoking a bowl.
Timmy was cloaking bowls in the basement and his mom didnt even notice when she came down to switch the laundry
Cloaking bowls by LameyLynn September 29, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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