Jake took a piss in the Waffle House bathroom at 2 AM, and right after he finished he got a case of the penis shwibbles because the AC was on -2 Celcius.
by Vaimaster7 June 18, 2017
Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019
When someone (particulary a female) starts acting like a toxic bitch and they usually have the syndrome from birth, but the symptoms typically surface in their prebescent stage of their lives and progress from there. There is no known cure, but there are several treatments to avoid and prevent flare ups. You can live with someone with the syndrome, but if left untreated it can lead to complete loneliness, unemployment, isolation, alienation, and down right despisement by the direct communities they effect in extreme cases.
Kyla was diagnosed with toxic bitch syndrome by her psychiatrist when she turned 16, so the doctor prescribed her 1000 mG of prozac to control the mood flare ups at school.
by Vaimaster7 March 30, 2022
A type of person that constantly searches for hard to find newly released bourbons that haven’t yet reached the liquor stores. These people will scour the face of the earth for hard to find bourbon. They constantly bother store employees for bourbons that are “special” just to find out that the store doesn’t carry the bourbon yet.
These damn bourbon junkies keep coming into my store demanding bourbon names I never even heard of yet. I wish they would get a life.
by Vaimaster7 May 25, 2019
The shift in-between the 3rd and 1st shift, that is a real drag. Usually starting at 2 to 4 AM to sometime in the late morning. Not considered the graveyard or morning shift. It is the shift in-between the two that leaves the worker in despair because their sleep cycle is not in sync with other shifts. It is the shift that leaves you in solitude and loneliness. People who work the bread shift are usually anti-social and sad, but have much loyalty to the company. It is called the "Bread Shift" because most bread vendors tend to work these awkward hours.
Jonesy works the bread shift, sometimes people do not even know he worked here. He was a stranger at company meetings who looked like a zombie due to an awkward sleep schedule. The bread shift sucks.
by Vaimaster7 February 02, 2019
When a girl becomes wet before copulation and drizzles vaginal secretion down her inner thighs, legs, clothing, sheets, etc. Another way to say wet vagina.
Angela was so horny at the club last night that you could see her snatch drizzle through her mini skirt.
by Vaimaster7 December 27, 2016