Definitions by Vaimaster7

Government Mule

A stinming bureaucrat like a cop or politician that sits on their thrown or position of power for a steady paycheck despite the fact that their core values no longer align with the popular majority, but they continue to serve a master they fundamentally disagree with and end up arresting good people they were sworn to protect, but are forced to turn against. They want quit because they don't want to look for another job or are willing to accept pay from dirty political affiliations and call it earned income.

Look at ole Jake, he's been on the force for almost 30 years and served under about a dozen mayors, but now he is arresting his best friends because the new socialist mayor wants to crackdown on regular tax paying republicans who like to flex their new sports cars on the weekend. Anyone doing a burnout goes straight to jail. Jake has evolved into a government mule, don't invite him to poker night no more. He's no longer one of us.

Government Mule by Vaimaster7 August 9, 2026

fousey

Another name for a cum rag.

Yo, where did I put my fousey, I need to rub one out.

fousey by Vaimaster7 February 23, 2025

Butt Dabbing

Similar to Vaginal Dabbing, but within the gay male community when a male inserts his finger into his rectum and pulls it out and then dabs behind their ears and neck area where one would apply a perfume or cologne in attempts to attract the opposite sex with pheromones, except in the case the same sex. Butt dabbers can usually be found at gay bars.

Johnny was getting ready to hit the gay scene up, but he decided to engage in a little butt dabbing before he left his apartment in attempts to attract other males at the gay club. What Johnny did not realize is he really just smelled like shit when he left.

Butt Dabbing by Vaimaster7 September 8, 2022

Pussy Cuddle

When you hug a woman's torso and she smothers you with her vagina after a hard day.

Angee had a hard day at work as a periodontal anesthesia assistant, and when she came home she demanded a pussy cuddle from her boyfriend Blake. Blake was more than willing oblige.

Pussy Cuddle by Vaimaster7 May 18, 2022

Toxic Bitch Syndrome 

When someone (particulary a female) starts acting like a toxic bitch and they usually have the syndrome from birth, but the symptoms typically surface in their prebescent stage of their lives and progress from there. There is no known cure, but there are several treatments to avoid and prevent flare ups. You can live with someone with the syndrome, but if left untreated it can lead to complete loneliness, unemployment, isolation, alienation, and down right despisement by the direct communities they effect in extreme cases.

Kyla was diagnosed with toxic bitch syndrome by her psychiatrist when she turned 16, so the doctor prescribed her 1000 mG of prozac to control the mood flare ups at school.

Toxic Bitch Syndrome by Vaimaster7 March 30, 2022

saucer titties

A mammory that is round an discus shaped under standard bra pressure. Usually found on breast of average women who enjoy wearing bikinis that are too primiscious for their body, can be found on onesies as well.

Omg, did you see Samantha and her bikini with her saucer titties allover Jonesy in the volley ball tourney. As if !?

saucer titties by Vaimaster7 December 21, 2021

Booty Clapping 

When a thick buttocked woman twerks so hard that her butt cheeks slap together creating a clapping noise. Booty clapping can also be considered a type of exotic dance in some cultures.

Shaqueefa was booty clapping on stage so hard you could hear the slap over the music.

Booty Clapping by Vaimaster7 October 23, 2020