Vaimaster7's definitions

bread shift

The shift in-between the 3rd and 1st shift, that is a real drag. Usually starting at 2 to 4 AM to sometime in the late morning. Not considered the graveyard or morning shift. It is the shift in-between the two that leaves the worker in despair because their sleep cycle is not in sync with other shifts. It is the shift that leaves you in solitude and loneliness. People who work the bread shift are usually anti-social and sad, but have much loyalty to the company. It is called the "Bread Shift" because most bread vendors tend to work these awkward hours.

Jonesy works the bread shift, sometimes people do not even know he worked here. He was a stranger at company meetings who looked like a zombie due to an awkward sleep schedule. The bread shift sucks.

by Vaimaster7 February 2, 2019

Booty Clapping

When a thick buttocked woman twerks so hard that her butt cheeks slap together creating a clapping noise. Booty clapping can also be considered a type of exotic dance in some cultures.

Shaqueefa was booty clapping on stage so hard you could hear the slap over the music.

by Vaimaster7 October 23, 2020

T.W.S.

Texting While Shitting

Jonny was busted for a T.W.S. in a public stall. His punishment was shame and embarrassment by his stallmates.

by Vaimaster7 July 19, 2018

penis shwibbles

A way to describe the shimmer experience you get after urinating in a cold bathroom.

Jake took a piss in the Waffle House bathroom at 2 AM, and right after he finished he got a case of the penis shwibbles because the AC was on -2 Celcius.

by Vaimaster7 June 18, 2017

Cloaking

The act of establishing communication with another individual via the internet, dating, app, or other online service, and arranging a date at an agreed upon destination just to have one party not show leaving the other in confusion after they try to re-establish communication and find out the person has erased all record of conversation and online existence leaving the cloaked victim in disappointment and disgust.

Johnny was chatting intensely with Angela on Tinder, and arranged a date at the local pub, but Johnny to stand up and avoid Angela altogether. Angela showed up on time, but Johnny was nowhere to be found. Johnny cowardly deleted his Tinder profile and avoided public places for 2 weeks in case he ran into Angela. Johnny was too immature and was cloaking her.

by Vaimaster7 April 13, 2019

fousey

Another name for a cum rag.

Yo, where did I put my fousey, I need to rub one out.

by Vaimaster7 February 23, 2025

saucer titties

A mammory that is round an discus shaped under standard bra pressure. Usually found on breast of average women who enjoy wearing bikinis that are too primiscious for their body, can be found on onesies as well.

Omg, did you see Samantha and her bikini with her saucer titties allover Jonesy in the volley ball tourney. As if !?

by Vaimaster7 December 21, 2021