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Pop Squirt

AKA explosive diarreah. A fart followed by an erruption of liquified diarreah. It can happen anywhere at anytime to anyone especially when you are sick. Plural pop squirts
Bob was leaving for work today when he realized he had to fart, so he released and it turned out to be a pop squirt which stained his new wool britches... Bob was embarassed.
by Vaimaster7 September 19, 2016
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Cloaking

The act of establishing communication with another individual via the internet, dating, app, or other online service, and arranging a date at an agreed upon destination just to have one party not show leaving the other in confusion after they try to re-establish communication and find out the person has erased all record of conversation and online existence leaving the cloaked victim in disappointment and disgust.
Johnny was chatting intensely with Angela on Tinder, and arranged a date at the local pub, but Johnny to stand up and avoid Angela altogether. Angela showed up on time, but Johnny was nowhere to be found. Johnny cowardly deleted his Tinder profile and avoided public places for 2 weeks in case he ran into Angela. Johnny was too immature and was cloaking her.
by Vaimaster7 April 13, 2019
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bike queer

Someone that buys and babies high end carbon fiber bikes and hardly rides them just to sell them to buyers that ride frequently.
Check out this new Look carbon fiber bike I just purchased off this bike queer last weekend. What a moron he was, I totally underpaid for this bike that is practically new.
by Vaimaster7 April 18, 2019
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bourbon junkie

A type of person that constantly searches for hard to find newly released bourbons that haven’t yet reached the liquor stores. These people will scour the face of the earth for hard to find bourbon. They constantly bother store employees for bourbons that are “special” just to find out that the store doesn’t carry the bourbon yet.
These damn bourbon junkies keep coming into my store demanding bourbon names I never even heard of yet. I wish they would get a life.
by Vaimaster7 May 25, 2019
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D.A.F.

Rebecca was in dire need of a D.A.F. Jermey was happy to oblige her.
by Vaimaster7 October 1, 2019
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pickle snap

When a girl is riding your dick and she rides too high causing your dick to jam into an area other than the vaginal cavity making you feel like your dick is about to snap like a pickle.
Rebecca was getting so into riding Bob's cock that she went a little too high causing a pickle snap, and Bob yelled in pain.
by Vaimaster7 May 2, 2018
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cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
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