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ægg

everyone do not fall for the government tricks.
What was believed to be egg is actually written as “ægg.”

The reason is there is an A sound then an E then GG.

The government is trying to tricking you. do not fall for this.
Guy 1: How do you like your eggs?
Guy 2: Sir it is actually æggs. Don’t let the government trick you.
Guy 1: I don’t really give a shit just tell me how you want your eggs
Guy 2: IT IS PRONOUNCED ÆGGS!
GUY 1: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING EGGS!
Guy 2: ÆGGS*
Guy 1: FUCK YOU YOUR GETTING SCRAMBLED!
Guy 2: awww man I wanted sunny side up.
Guy 1: *from the kitchen* FUCK YOU!
Guy 2: ): … it’s æggs btw.
News: stray knife from kitchen killing one.
by Someone named Redd November 14, 2022
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Dripping like a egg sandwich

When a female is obviously turned on by the opposite/ same member of sex.
I went down on Barbara and she was dripping like a egg sandwich!
by Grumpy McSnapface January 8, 2017
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Æggeluder

A girl who disrespects your house by throwing an egg on the livingroom floor
Girl, you are such an Æggeluder
by Earlxsweatingmydickoff September 29, 2015
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aeggs

'aeggs' is a way of saying 'eggs' but in a funny way. It's a word normally used by people who love eggs.
Gaile"I love aeggs "
Kasey: "you know EGGS could kill you 😃🤌
by Ello_its_grace:) January 3, 2021
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Ægge

Det er egenavn, og her er betydningen af det, det er foresten et navn på latin, men med et dansk bogstav:

Ægge er en dreng der er fucking crazy. De ting han gør er for drengenes skyld, og han gør ikke noget for pigerne. Faktisk er piger ikke lige hans kop te, men han elsker at gøre grin med dem. Han er nærig, rig, og succesfuld, men glemmer at bruge hans kloge hoved fonuftigt. Ægge tager våben med i skole, skyder W i røven, og smadrer skuffer og vinduer. Han er en laban. Han kan dog godt lide at invisterer i aktier sammen med Å. Han driller pedeller og ingen af lærerene kan lide ham. Og han har forresten lidt ekstra på sidebenene, og vodka fyrer han ned.

i korte træk er han en crazy dreng, der er socialretaderet blandt pigerne.

typisk Ægge scorerreplik:

- Du har et flot smil, det ligner det er taget fra en barbiedukke.
- Dit hår ligner noget fra en fe.
- Min flotte sukkerpige.
Bagefter spørger han altid:
Hvordan var det?

Hilsen Ægge
Ægge er en dejlig dreng.
Det er fedt at være sammen med Ægge.
Ægge vaper.
Ægge har vægtproblemer.
Ægge er en stor dreng.
by Nakedguy24 May 25, 2019
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Æggi fetish

A person who loves thin guys

In norway we call Saltstreng guys

Stickman guys
The girl: Omg im so æggi fetsish/ aeggi fetish

The boy: really! good you have me then!

or

How to get girls:

Boy: ayo do you have æggi fetish?
Girl: yes!!

thats how you loses youre virginity
by Herman Flesvig May 25, 2020
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æggekage

A danish kind of omelette that is cooked with a lid
I want a æggekage
by DKvisten September 2, 2023
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