ástráður 

Ástráður is a norse love god. He is the patron saint of baby boomers and PTA moms against vaping.

We are holding this bake sale in the name of Ástráður to discourage our kids from playing violent video games/

ástráður by m0lt0bene June 5, 2020

Astrauroablutoclinohydrophobia 

The fear of getting struck by lightning while on the toilet or taking a shower or sleeping on a water bed.

I have Astrauroablutoclinohydrophobia, therefore I will wait for the storm to pass until i will use the restroom.

Astrauroablutoclinohydrophobia by Snuggie 101 October 26, 2009