²burglebezzlement

So, you steal something from a person. Sell it to said person and then you steal the exact same item from the exact same person.
A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement.
To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzle the funds from said business.

I was arrested for ²burglebezzlement.

²burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 18, 2023

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burglebezzlement

An undefined type of crime that can only be committed by Stanley Pines. This is a reference to the 2012 Disney cartoon “Gravity Falls” and is mentioned in the episode “The Stanchurian Candidate”

“My Grunkle Stan was recently arrested for burglebezzlement”

“That checks out.”

burglebezzlement by billcipherhater June 4, 2023

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²burglebezzlement • burglebezzlement

burglebezzlement

1) A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement.
2)To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzle the funds from said business.

I committed burglebezzlement in that abandoned warehouse

burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 17, 2023

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burglebezzlement

A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement

To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzled the funds from said business.

I was arrested for committing burglebezzlement in the old warehouse.

burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 17, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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