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A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.
Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.
Turkey by t-grex November 18, 2018
Words you can keep
A girl with a fatass butt
Turkey by WavvyDom October 25, 2019
A bird that can't tweet.
Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
Turkey by DildoBob April 19, 2014
A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...
You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.
Turkey by hahayeturkey July 26, 2011
Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
Turkey by Two Toke November 28, 2013
beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..
idiot spaz Turkey
turkey by TheTurth94 June 30, 2011
noun: the action of using a thumb to provide manual stimulation of the vagina, called the "turkey" because the four fingers look like tail-feathers and the thumb a turkey's head when executed properly.
-So I got my thumb up in there and she loved it.
-Dude, you gave her the turkey?
turkey by Notapussy August 28, 2009
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