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Something that was once there but is now not there. Removed.
The primter was broken in my office. I called up maintenance and had it removed.
removed by Wrkmaster January 30, 2018

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.
“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash
The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

removed a dislike from an image 

I don't have a definition I'm confused on how to define the sentence. It was written reply back to me in a text conversation.
My words to this person first in the text conversation between us. I said we are enemies and his reply

back to me was this Removed a dislike from an image.

Removed from the Gene Pool 

Generally used to poke fun at people who did completely idiotic things leading to their deaths
Thank god that grandma who brought a whole shopping cart onto the escalator was removed from the Gene Pool.
Removed from the Gene Pool by whoa220 November 15, 2022

removed the polymorphic 

used when you want to sound smart but don't know what you're talking about

it was coined by PirateSoftware
We pulled it out into assembly, grabbed the code cave from it and removed the polymorphic
removed the polymorphic by chaeynz September 1, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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